Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. What do you think for?
every morning: fuck my life why the shit did I go to bed so late god why do I do this to myself okay that's it tonight I'm going to bed at 6PM no excuses this is ridiculous
3AM that night: well fuck
kurinrin: Omg wow
Me: procrastinating on tumblr
My parents: can you please-
Me: are you serious do you even know how much homework i have i'm stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done i'm so tired